Posts tagged Romneybot
Posts tagged Romneybot
And that would be a Mitt Romney plush head in the Walmart claw game.
Suggestion to the GOP: Run this Mitt. The robot is shorting out on the regular. The doll is less likely to say shit necessitating a hurricane of mea culpas weeklybecause it is physically incapable of talking! No more awkward comments about 47% of Americans! This plush head can’t wish it were Latino. And if it sees a group of black people, it WON’T ask, “Who let the dogs out?”
Even if it takes a whole roll of quarters to fetch it, I bet running the doll is cheaper than running Romneybot — and it’s a hell of a lot more animated. Additionally, if the doll becomes frustrating, you can just stuff it into a gym bag versus the whole apology/humanizing media tour y’all have been embarking upon since, well, every other choice for the GOP nomination was eliminated.
(h/t to reader Erin Smith in Laramie, Wyo. for photo)
But the REAL question is what he did as an undergrad! Because, you know, after you’ve been to Ivy League schools, anyone ever gives a shit about your undergrad career…
Y’all are missing the real issue here. Barack Obama might be kicked off the ballot in Arizona because of birth certificate BS. But there’s a more insidious truth.
Supposedly, Mitt Romney is qualified to be president. But there’s no proof that he isn’t a robot. THINK ABOUT IT! He’s mechanical, gives inopportune/inappropriate reactions, appears to short out every now and again, lacks emotional depth, etc…
I demand Mitt’s birth certificate, testimony from his physician, and a complete physical exam — INCLUDING a full body wanding with a metal detector — at the very least. We don’t have a DNA test confirming him as an actual person — WHERE IS THE PROOF?! He should shave his head to demonstrate there is no serial number or bolts under his hair. Until then, who knows? Computers and science have come leaps and bounds with simulating humans. He could be a robot — AND A ROBOT CANNOT BE PRESIDENT.
Mitt’s father was born in Mexico and likely has ties there, plus, there’s Bain Capital and General Electric. Bear with me here…
Mitt is a robot assembled in Mexico at one of the maquiladoras, and that’s why elite conservatives rejected him — THEY KNOW THE TRUTH. After all, we have sent a lot of our U.S. factories just across the border, and Bain Capital has a financial stake in some of these companies. General Electric owns many of the factories along the border with Mexico, and has partnership financing with Bain Capital. Many of Bain Capital’s executives worked for GE. Mitt Romney played a leading role in Bain for years. WHAT ARE YOU REALLY BUILDING, GENERAL ELECTRIC? ROMNEYBOTS?!
We cannot place our future in the hands of a man who may not be a man at all, but instead, a heartless hunk of cold metal. It is imperative that we email Arizona’s Secretary of State Ken Bennett at email@example.com — 1200 emails got him to seek Obama’s birth certificate. There’s over 10,000 of you following this site.
Let’s do this. They may call us roboters, claim we’re subscribing to robotism, but it’s all a plot by the mainstream media to cover up who OR WHAT the real Mitt Romney is behind all that good hair and grinning. We must find the truth before it’s too late. Ever see the Terminator movies? SKYNET, Y’ALL!
Now, how’s that for a conspiracy theory? Get on it, World Net Daily.