Cognitive Dissonance

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This is why TV sucks now. We don’t have very special episodes like this anymore.

Lessons I learned:

  1. Don’t stash your shit outside
  2. If you do, make sure mom is not standing in the gazebo waiting to grab your wrist dramatically.
  3. Shit, how much weed REALLY is in that bag?!
  4. Tim Allen is offended by weed, but not coke. (Seriously, my dad pointed out that Tim Allen was a huge cokehead while we watched the episode as a family.)
  5. Why didn’t Wilson steal that shit? He was always at the fence and should have seen where Brad stashed it.

I miss very special TV.

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