Posts tagged True story
Posts tagged True story
I mean, there might be published lyrics somewhere, but there’s no way those are correct. It’s for appearance’s sake.
These are the things I think about at work.
That’s all. I could put links and such in here, but meh. Wasn’t it a forgone conclusion? Well, except for the convention shenanigans planned by the Ron Paul acolytes…
I could spend several paragraphs dissecting this, but I’m too disappointed. The GOP primary promised to be bread and circuses, yet they’ve left us with the most boring clown in the ring.
So I’ll leave you with this:
"Once upon a time there was a politician who made an especially conspicuous ass of himself and didn’t say the newspapers misquoted him." — Robert Elliott Gonzales, Poems and Paragraphs
And that, my friends, is Willard Mitt Romney.
Top Gear co-host James May reflecting on life.
You can still screw multiple people, but you have to wink and quit halfway through. See also: Catholic Roulette.
In recent years, I’ve realized how much of Calvin and Hobbes actually went over my head when I was a kid.
As for this comic, think about it.
President Obama is closer to Ronald Reagan politically than any other candidate on that stage tonight.
Stop singing the praises of St. Ronnie Raygun. It’s obvious none of you have any clue about the myth vs. the man. The man < the myth.
And Matt Bors makes me weep for the future. From his blog:
After that debt debate, I’m not too sure what Obama’s going to be running on this election. The near-universal consensus these days is that he’s a wimp without any fight in him who got steamrolled by the Tea Party. He’s says it is now time to focus on jobs. I guess half way into a lost decade is as good a time as any for lip service.
Ultimately, Democrats and their apologists will fall back on their usual way of motivating liberals to get out to the polls: threatening them with Republican rule. Lucky for them, America’s distaste for the Republican party is at a peak so they may be able to coast back into office even after these abysmal couple of years.
2012 is just around the corner! Hooray!
Alternative history, courtesy of Matt Bors
George Orwell (via negevrockcity)
Dear Wyoming Legislature:
That is all.
Unless there’s people who want to get married to a member of the same-sex or seek an abortion. Then government isn’t big enough.