Posts tagged Twilight
Posts tagged Twilight
For fun, here’s Lindy West with a similar reaction, and explaining why Rose is so not a slave going back to America in chains.
Oh, and why Titanic is the original Twilight.
My husband saw I was watching this and said, “You know the boat sinks, right?”
I rolled my eyes, but I will never forget seeing it in the theater with a woman who said, “Oh my God, can you imagine if that like, actually happened? It would be so sad.” The guy with her mumbled something about Jack and Rose’s doomed match, and she said, “No, no, the whole Titanic thing. Like a bunch of people dying and stuff. That would be way sad.” Her companion convinced her the ship, Titanic, sank and she extrapolated that to Jack and Rose being real people and the movie being a documentary.
I hope she never saw Twilight and then found out Forks, Wash. exists. She might believe in vampires. The Chamber of Commerce even has a glittery Blingee with a photo gallery dedicated to Twilight.
Don’t believe me? Scroll down.
I guess we all liked embarrassing shit in junior high.
Hundreds of fans camped out at a movie theater in LA awaiting the premiere of the Twilight movie, Breaking Dawn: Part 1
It’s a good thing they’re not protesting anything and just awaiting sparkly vampires! Otherwise, they might be subject to tear gas for creating a health and safety hazard. Some of them have been there for almost a week now! With tents and everything! We know what a big threat tents are to democracy!
I’d like to point out the juxtaposition of the headline on the ticker about Zuccotti Park.
So, iPhones and movie camping = ok. Protesting the system = not ok.
What the hell, America?
I hear this is pretty accurate.
I’m not a Harry Potter fan really, but I do give it much more credit than Twilight, particularly since the Harry Potter books are well-written, and Stephanie Meyer should be arrested for the murder of a thesaurus. So yes, I will give a Harry Potter post that mocks Twilight as a bonus.
I am laughing so hard and my mom is trying to sleep
SAVE ME JESUS BALE
OH MY WIZARD GOD
Wait, did he just blame her for if he kills her?
This is the core of Bella and Edward’s relationship, and could have been avoided if she had a sassy gay friend.