Cognitive Dissonance

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Watching late-night TV…

And now I remember why I don’t watch late-night TV.

1st commercial:

Hey dude, here’s some boner pills so you can bang your wife since she still does that hair-twirly thing that makes you horny but you need a hard dick to be A MAN!

2nd commercial:

Hey dude, here’s Hair Club for Men and now you’ll get all kinds of ladies, unless you’re married, but then your wife will find you more attractive and want to bang you since you have hair (and boner pills?)!

3rd commercial: 

Vagisil, because vaginas are gross.

Ed Show returns and plays GOP women video…

VIRGINIA FOXX WHY CAN’T YOU LOOK AT THE CAMERA, WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO X’S IN YOUR NAME, OH GOD GET OFF MY TV!

If I had a box of wine, I’d stick a straw in that motherfucker and give no fucks for the rest of the night. As it stands, I have mint chocolate chip cookies my pal Elizabeth made. And those are bitchin’

Virginia Foxx, you can’t have any.

(Source: cognitivedissonance)

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