Posts tagged WTF
Posts tagged WTF
Finally, two of my saddest interests combined into one sad, sad product: cat wine.
I get people wine before my cats can even dream of cat wine.
Koalas to the Max, a site made with love by Vadim Ogievetsky for Annie Albagli
Just click the link and then move your cursor around on the page. It’s weirdly relaxing.
Texts I just received over the course of 2 hours:
"Dude I wanna get drunk enough to experience impairment of fine motor skills but not gross motor skills because I have to walk home."
"You should come and if you don’t I’ll hold my breath til I die"
"That was very regressive of me. But I’m putting you in the outgroup if you just drink alone tonight."
"MY PREFRONTAL CORTEX IS GETTING POISONED!"
Police Sgt. Richard Webster of Covington, Ky. on the interruption of a heated bingo game by an 18-year-old prankster. Austin Whaley dashed into a bingo hall filled with elderly women and yelled “Bingo!” This caused "alarm to patrons", and once people realized it wasn’t a real bingo, according to Webster, “[T]hey started hooting and hollering and yelling and cussing. People take their bingo very seriously.”
Whaley received no jail time, but is legally barred from saying the word “bingo” for six months.
I’m serious. It’s the most unproductive congress in history. And half of these people shouldn’t be trusted with sharp scissors, much less major economic and policy decisions.
So I’m pretty sure you’re gonna hate everything I tweet.
Well, maybe not the cat pictures.
But everything else…yeah. You’re gonna hate it.
I just got this picture as a text from a number I didn’t recognize. I sent back, “Who is this?”
The reply: “DRUNK UNCLE SAM MOTHERFUCKERS!”
Right then… I just got drunk-texted by Uncle Sam.