Posts tagged WTF
Posts tagged WTF
Finally, two of my saddest interests combined into one sad, sad product: cat wine.
I get people wine before my cats can even dream of cat wine.
Koalas to the Max, a site made with love by Vadim Ogievetsky for Annie Albagli
Just click the link and then move your cursor around on the page. It’s weirdly relaxing.
Texts I just received over the course of 2 hours:
"Dude I wanna get drunk enough to experience impairment of fine motor skills but not gross motor skills because I have to walk home."
"You should come and if you don’t I’ll hold my breath til I die"
"That was very regressive of me. But I’m putting you in the outgroup if you just drink alone tonight."
"MY PREFRONTAL CORTEX IS GETTING POISONED!"
Police Sgt. Richard Webster of Covington, Ky. on the interruption of a heated bingo game by an 18-year-old prankster. Austin Whaley dashed into a bingo hall filled with elderly women and yelled “Bingo!” This caused "alarm to patrons", and once people realized it wasn’t a real bingo, according to Webster, “[T]hey started hooting and hollering and yelling and cussing. People take their bingo very seriously.”
Whaley received no jail time, but is legally barred from saying the word “bingo” for six months.
I’m serious. It’s the most unproductive congress in history. And half of these people shouldn’t be trusted with sharp scissors, much less major economic and policy decisions.
So I’m pretty sure you’re gonna hate everything I tweet.
Well, maybe not the cat pictures.
But everything else…yeah. You’re gonna hate it.
I just got this picture as a text from a number I didn’t recognize. I sent back, “Who is this?”
The reply: “DRUNK UNCLE SAM MOTHERFUCKERS!”
Right then… I just got drunk-texted by Uncle Sam.
"Get Ur Freak On" by Missy Elliot and covered by the Eels.
This is what I’m listening to as I’m finishing my feature about the RNC experience.
Just click play.
Conservative culture warrior explains “How to talk about same-sex marriage at Thanksgiving.”
Take note, Tumblrs. Three easy steps! Remember step three: If you take issue with the Turkey Day proselytizing of your 700 Club-watching great aunt, you’re being intolerant. So start being more tolerant of marriage fundamentalists and shut up. Amirite???
Oh jeebus… I can’t even…
Hundreds of fans camped out at a movie theater in LA awaiting the premiere of the Twilight movie, Breaking Dawn: Part 1
It’s a good thing they’re not protesting anything and just awaiting sparkly vampires! Otherwise, they might be subject to tear gas for creating a health and safety hazard. Some of them have been there for almost a week now! With tents and everything! We know what a big threat tents are to democracy!
I’d like to point out the juxtaposition of the headline on the ticker about Zuccotti Park.
So, iPhones and movie camping = ok. Protesting the system = not ok.
What the hell, America?
Most truthful headline of the night here ^^
And another viral Facebook post:
A little girl wanted to know what the United States looked like. Her Dad tore a map of the USA from a magazine and then cut it into small pieces. He told her to go to her room to see if she could put it together. After some minutes she returned and handed the map correctly fitted and taped together. The Dad was surprised and asked how she had finished so quickly. She said, “On the other side was a picture of Jesus and when I put him back then our country just came together!”
I’m most concerned about her not knowing what the US looked like, yet was capable of putting together the face of Jesus from small pieces in minutes. I call shenanigans on this post. </sarcasm>
God, I hate this cut and paste crap. Click to search the phrase "if you agree" on Openbook. It’s the new chain email, I swear.
Tony Katz, radio show host and inhabitant of the Island of Misfit Toys discussing how Democrats have turned on Obama on MSNBC Live.
I can’t. I can’t deal with this shit anymore.
I spotted this at the Laramie Walmart.
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. One of my friends summed this up well: “This is the great DERPression we are living in.”