Posts tagged funny
Posts tagged funny
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, “You’re in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.
She rolled her eyes and said, “You must be an Obama Democrat.”
"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help to me."
The man smiled and responded, “You must be a Republican.”
"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "you don’t know where you are or where you are going. You’ve risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You’re in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it’s my fault."
Pigeon Impossible - I dare you not to laugh.
Nathan presents the Top 5 reasons to be gay. Have I ever said how much I adore this guy?
Rahm Emanuel on Twitter. Real? Well, probably not. Hilarious? For sure. He’s your next motherfucking mayor, Chicago!
William Shatner sings Cee-Lo’s “Fuck You.” It is just as amazing as it sounds.
"It gets worse, it really does."
A heartfelt message to bullies everywhere.
I love Breakfast at Sulimays. Three elderly people review new music. This episode features Young Jeezy and Animal Collective.
"That’s his intro…That’s an assassination."
Basil Marceaux reviews Jackass 3D. That is all.
My friend Nathan Smith made a fantastic, heartwarming video: “What is Love?” He’s one of our local GLBTQ activists and Safe Zone trainers here in Laramie, as well as being a rather funny guy. You should reblog this. Seriously. More people should watch this because I think he is pretty awesome.
So, check it out, and follow him on Twitter: @natesmith86
MC Lars “Hipster Girl”
It’s a metrosexual romance, she wears my shirts, I wear her pants….
LMFAO… Wait, fuck you, I read Pitchfork reviews.
R.I.P. Greg Giraldo
He’s the vocals on this track. He was a great comedian.
I love Perspective Man.
This made my day a little better. Fuck yeah, Betty White.