Cognitive Dissonance

"Democracy! Bah! When I hear that I reach for my feather boa!" - Allen Ginsberg

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Live-tweeting tonight’s Fox News Debate!

It’s on Fox News at 9 PM EST!

Here’s the old bingo cards if you wanna play: Family Values or Domestic Security/Foreign Policy.

This is the last one before the caucus. This is the one where they try to out-batshit each other! 

My predictions

Economic Policy & Taxation can be summed up simply:

Moderator Tries to Get Someone to Support Same-Sex Marriage:

Meanwhile, all other candidates:

Someone will awkwardly ask Romney about Mormonism and this is how the question will come off:

You see Rick Perry doing this internally when Romney answers:

Ron Paul is slammed for being nutty by another candidate and he gives no shits. Seriously:

Michele Bachmann is gonna get excited about something and unleash the fury:

And I’m gonna sit there like this:

This:

And this:

Expect this:

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