Posts tagged lulz
Posts tagged lulz
I think he’ll land on his feet.
Well, that was odd. I typed “not all men” into Google and got a 404 error.
GOOGLE IS NOT HERE FOR YOUR BULLSHIT
(Yes, I know it’s probably my browser or connection, but seriously…)
I tried to take a picture of Luna being adorable, but then she yawned and now I’m never going to quit laughing at this picture.
This seems accurate — if generous.
GASP! *clutch the pearls* THERE’S EVEN SCARE UNDERLINING! OH NOES!
Welfare cowboy Cliven Bundy’s failed last stand isn’t the only thing making Nevadans blush this week.
Gov. Brian Sandoval (R-Nev.) recently issued a proclamation designating this week “state employees week” — usually, no big deal, governors issue things like this all the time. However, the proclaimation misspelled the word “cultural” in describing the work state employees do to protect “cultural resources.”
The proclamation extolled the hard work of state employees in conserving and preserving “clitorial resources” in Nevada. Perhaps he was just courting the vote of those who have a clitoris?
Oops. Spell-check AND copyediting are crucial, kids. If the governor needs a copy-editor, simianhighway might be available.
Stuck in traffic behind this person, I noticed their license plate frame —”Jesus: He died for the opportunity”
I saw this and immediately thought “YOLO Christ!”
I am probably a terrible person.
I think whoever’s tweeting for JCPenney forgot to take their mittens off.
Rocco stared into the abyss, and the abyss stared back.
This might have been my favorite moment last night. And the one retweet of his comment is me. I lol’d.
What happens when you mistake satire for real news? Headlines like the one above!
Remember Colorado State Sen. Vickie Marble? You last saw her claiming poverty was higher among those in the “black race” because they eat too much fried chicken.
Yeah. Her. She’s still in office.
Anyhow, she and the Douglas County Republican Party were duped by a satire site into believing Colorado food stamp recipients were using their benefits to buy pot. In her role as state senator, she filed a bill to stop it.
Just got this in a chain email from a very sweet, very naïve person who previously received this from her pastor. I lol’d.
I just died. Upworthy: Springfield wins the internet.