Posts tagged lulz
Posts tagged lulz
GASP! *clutch the pearls* THERE’S EVEN SCARE UNDERLINING! OH NOES!
Welfare cowboy Cliven Bundy’s failed last stand isn’t the only thing making Nevadans blush this week.
Gov. Brian Sandoval (R-Nev.) recently issued a proclamation designating this week “state employees week” — usually, no big deal, governors issue things like this all the time. However, the proclaimation misspelled the word “cultural” in describing the work state employees do to protect “cultural resources.”
The proclamation extolled the hard work of state employees in conserving and preserving “clitorial resources” in Nevada. Perhaps he was just courting the vote of those who have a clitoris?
Oops. Spell-check AND copyediting are crucial, kids. If the governor needs a copy-editor, simianhighway might be available.
Stuck in traffic behind this person, I noticed their license plate frame —”Jesus: He died for the opportunity”
I saw this and immediately thought “YOLO Christ!”
I am probably a terrible person.
I think whoever’s tweeting for JCPenney forgot to take their mittens off.
Rocco stared into the abyss, and the abyss stared back.
This might have been my favorite moment last night. And the one retweet of his comment is me. I lol’d.
What happens when you mistake satire for real news? Headlines like the one above!
Remember Colorado State Sen. Vickie Marble? You last saw her claiming poverty was higher among those in the “black race” because they eat too much fried chicken.
Yeah. Her. She’s still in office.
Anyhow, she and the Douglas County Republican Party were duped by a satire site into believing Colorado food stamp recipients were using their benefits to buy pot. In her role as state senator, she filed a bill to stop it.
Just got this in a chain email from a very sweet, very naïve person who previously received this from her pastor. I lol’d.
I just died. Upworthy: Springfield wins the internet.
So this just happened on my Pandora, and I might have just laughed a little loudly in the lawbrary.
A planned Ku Klux Klan rally at a historic landmark of American history won’t happen due to the federal government shutdown.
Hey, look! A silver lining!
Everyone, give the Republicans in the U.S. House a big round of applause.
Parenting: You’re doing it right.
I got a gift certificate for food at a local restaurant today. Having walked several miles after eating just a small bowl of shredded wheat, I booked it there and was eating a delicious plate of chicken teriyaki. A little girl waved at me from the table in front of me, and I waved back. Her mother tapped her hand and said, “Don’t wave at strangers.”
The little girl asked why, and said she waved because I was eating by myself and not with my family. Instead of answering with something like “Maybe her family doesn’t live here” or “Because she wants to”, Mama Bear answers, “Maybe she isn’t lucky enough to have a family that loves her like you do, or maybe her family is mad at her for asking too many questions and not eating her dinner.” I rolled my eyes.
The girl replied, “That’s sad mommy,” and contemplated this for a second. She then looked at me and shouted, loud enough for the entire place to hear, “I’M SORRY YOU DON’T HAVE A FAMILY MRS PERSON!”
I thought her mother was going to die of embarrassment. Give your kids a bullshit, half-insulting answer, expect them to make sure your ass ends up mortified.
Bravo, wee one. Bravo.