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Sarah Palin Claims She Hunts to Feed Her Family but Her Trip Cost $42,400!

That’s mighty expensive caribou meat; in fact the caribou Sarah bagged on her reality show cost $141.33 per lb. She’s not so self sufficient, as she makes out.

Hunting for caribou means “food on the table and in the freezer for a lot of Alaskans,” the former governor extolled. She opened her freezer to let us see how the Palin meat pantry was getting bare.

"For many people in remote areas of Alaska, there’s no grocery store nearby, we just got to get out and hunt," enthused Sarah. The only thing is that getting out and hunting for Sarah turned out to be an adventure requiring three separate airplanes to get her to her hunting spot with her father and family friend Steve Becker.

HollywoodLife.comresearched the logistics and cost of Palin’s hunting trip, which resulted in a bagged caribou, and discovered that it was a mighty expensive way to feed the Palin family, at $42,400 for the trip.

Fiscal conservatism, kids. It’s thrifty, don’tcha know?

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blackenedbutterfly:
77 WAYS TO BE AN ELITIST DOUCHEBAG

77 ways to be a huge dick when someone is offering to share. 
Examples:2. No, what do I look like, a hippie? (no, just an offensive, stereotyping jerkoff) 40. You must be mistaking me for an idiot (no, someone I thought was a friend)45. No. And get a life while you’re at (do I really need to list all the successful people who’ve smoked weed) 
How about, “No thanks, I don’t smoke” and leave it at that?
I like the self-referential #12: Haven’t you seen the commercials with the fried egg?

blackenedbutterfly:

77 WAYS TO BE AN ELITIST DOUCHEBAG

77 ways to be a huge dick when someone is offering to share. 

Examples:
2. No, what do I look like, a hippie? (no, just an offensive, stereotyping jerkoff) 
40. You must be mistaking me for an idiot (no, someone I thought was a friend)
45. No. And get a life while you’re at (do I really need to list all the successful people who’ve smoked weed) 

How about, “No thanks, I don’t smoke” and leave it at that?

I like the self-referential #12: Haven’t you seen the commercials with the fried egg?

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