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There are so many possibilities for this sweater vest. They have “Santorum 2012” stitched across the front. As Santorum says, “Don’t let sleeves slow you down!”
It’s odd though, that they’re only available in gray from a candidate who sees the world in nothing but black and white.
A pal of mine said (while slightly intoxicated), “Me and Jared [his boyfriend] are gonna get two of them, wear them to walk down the aisle to ‘Express Yourself’, and send that dipshit a wedding video!”
I will give someone a dollar to do this - but unfortunately, the vests are $100 each. And it involves giving Santorum money.

There are so many possibilities for this sweater vest. They have “Santorum 2012” stitched across the front. As Santorum says, “Don’t let sleeves slow you down!”

It’s odd though, that they’re only available in gray from a candidate who sees the world in nothing but black and white.

A pal of mine said (while slightly intoxicated), “Me and Jared [his boyfriend] are gonna get two of them, wear them to walk down the aisle to ‘Express Yourself’, and send that dipshit a wedding video!”

I will give someone a dollar to do this - but unfortunately, the vests are $100 each. And it involves giving Santorum money.

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