Cognitive Dissonance

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It’s as hot as Lucifer’s angry, sweaty ball sack in Wyoming…

It should not be over 90°F in the late evening in June.

Oh, and Mother Nature? If it’s going to rain, send it south to Colorado – you know, that one state where everything’s on fire? Thanks!

That is all.

P.S.: Yes, anon, I grew up in Ohio with humidity, I’ve survived hotter temps, but 90°F+ is goddamn hot for 7 PM in Laramie. Our summers are usually dry and temperate since we’re at 7200 feet.

Filed under Yes I am whining Wyoming I'm melting weather

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Please note the forecasted windchills. Perhaps God is punishing us for hating on GLBTQ folks in Wyoming. The bill to ban discrimination based on sexual orientation/gender identity died in the Wyo. State House today. Maybe God is making it this fucking cold to match the hearts in Cheyenne.
As an atheist, I say God has nothing to do with it because there is no God. As a Wyomingite, I say if there was a God, I figure we’d have pissed him off by decreeing some of his creations are less than others.
Either way, layer up kiddos, it’s gonna be cold here.

Please note the forecasted windchills. Perhaps God is punishing us for hating on GLBTQ folks in Wyoming. The bill to ban discrimination based on sexual orientation/gender identity died in the Wyo. State House today. Maybe God is making it this fucking cold to match the hearts in Cheyenne.

As an atheist, I say God has nothing to do with it because there is no God. As a Wyomingite, I say if there was a God, I figure we’d have pissed him off by decreeing some of his creations are less than others.

Either way, layer up kiddos, it’s gonna be cold here.

Filed under Weather Wyoming Winter Fuck winter Wyoming is cold Wyoming Legislature fuckery God bigotry